Sinister Urge, Kill Your Television. Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

Tv, it's been said, is the perpetual fiddle. The mass media brain wash box. The voice of mega corporations, authoritarian manipulation, and kakistocracy propaganda.

It’s quite possibly the single most successful tool in the history of gaslighting, fear mongering, distrust between friends, family, and neighbors, while also smoothing out the brains it drains while hawking worthless bric-a-brac, and burning up those precious moments of a life lived.

Sitting wide eyed and stupefied with glazed over peepers transfixed on the squawk box that eats brains, sells pseudo-sugar, and pimps cavalcades of brain dead fashionistas to the couch potato set, is no way to go through life.

Hey consumer, Kill Your Television!


This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size