Mortuary School Dropout, Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Student loans got you in the dumps? The Dean caught you smuggling cadavers in old pickle barrels? This may be just the thing for you.
Let the world know that although you may not hold the proper degrees or certifications, you do have at least a rudimentary level of knowledge in working with those dearly departed. And, due to not having those overpriced legal documents… you can do the work at a steep discount that will be passed on to them in a back alley, black market handshake deal.
Wearing this shirt, is just the shingle you need to hang out to let the consumer base know that you’re dead serious about business.


The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size