ODE TO LI'L RICKEY
by Lew-Lee Jones
Yellow teeth, dirty hair
He sanoops around in his underwear,
But he's cute and he's so tricky
He's Lew-Lee's fave, Li'l Rickey
He have been named I tell you all
After the son of Lucille Ball
And her husband Desi Arnaz
Li'l Rickey even wears a fez.
He seen Elvis and seen Priscilla
Needs a shower, smells like a gorilla
Mighty Joe Young or even King Kong
And he's scared of footballs like Eddie Furlong
But he is a jolly big lad
Though his acne is so bad
He have a face make my eyes break
Li'l Rickey look like a big toothache
But Lew-Lee like him, yeah you bet
Rickey as funny as a man can get
Hope he don't hit me w/ his bong
If he don't like the Li'l Rickey rap song.
"I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence. Women sense my power, and they seek the life essence."
"I only wanted to amuse, to entertain."
"I'm tired of being dirty, easy & bad."
"Spam? You mean you WANT Spam?"
"Don't tell me you never rode a hot rod, or had a late date in the second balcony."
"One is always considered mad when one says or does something which others cannot comprehend."
"I like sex the way I like basketball...one on one, with as little dribbling as possible."
"If I listen to too much Wagner, I feel like invading Poland."